Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

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    • What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

    The letter M.

    What do you say to a fat Asian?

    You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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    • I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

    Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

    What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

    My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

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    • I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

    I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

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