Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom gay.
I lick cows for my mother.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
"Nahtzee"
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.