Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
How do you get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
No, I don't want to.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
shaenaya
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.