Worst Jokes Ever
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
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What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!