Worst Jokes Ever
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! π±π
Person 1: βYou assume Iβm gay because I have rainbow hair, Iβm wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?β
Person 2: βYou assume Iβm disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?β
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.