Worst Jokes Ever
New groupchat??
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Jas.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.