Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Arms.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
"Igma is my balls."