Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Xd.
Mad Pussy.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Cereal.