Worst Jokes Ever

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poker Face.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

Lettuce ketchup.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.

What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!

What is an obese lady's blood type?

Nutella.

What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.

Once I was 7.

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

Paper.

Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."