Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
I'm not gay, dick.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
My dick is hard, what's your name?