Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Do you want to hear a paper joke., Nevermind it is tearable
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
G@y 👌
Mom
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
PORNHUB
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot
Pot wheels
