That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Myself.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nut
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
