Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.