Worst Jokes Ever
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.