Worst Jokes Ever
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!