Worst Jokes Ever
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What time eeeeeee?
I love having fun.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Be nice.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.