Worst Jokes Ever

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

I found this at school.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.

Why do orphans hate baseball?

They don’t know what home base is.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?

Kim Kong Coon.

What’s the best time to commit suicide?

8 a’glock in the morning.

Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

Uwuuuuu

UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU

I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.