Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”

That one kid putting Joe: -_-

Teacher: Who’s Joe?

The whole class: JOE MAMA!

What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?

Long sleeves.

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!

Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

Where do cows get their medicine?

At the farmacy.

What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?

- Wassaaaa....B!

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do bats like to eat?

Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"

One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.

What did a magic house 🏠 do?

Make someone in a wheelchair.

What time do you call me tomorrow?