What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What has a dog?
People.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
I am glass! People see right through me.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked my mom.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
Loud Korea noise.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
what is the fastest country? iran.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
