Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"