Worst Jokes Ever

Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.

I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.

"What bus?"

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

A girl named Sally has no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

She never answered...

Wee snaw.

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.