Worst Jokes Ever
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
My car 🚘
Stephanie has a great thumb!
I love jokes about buses.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Germany is...
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I hate crying.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
I love my dog, Sadie.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
I forgot the joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!