How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
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Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
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This is a link to a YouTube channel. No joke text provided.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
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What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
