Worst Jokes Ever
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer