Worst Jokes Ever
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
97 percent of women...
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Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Pants!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.