Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.