Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the octopus cross the road?

'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

Why do orphans go to church?

To call someone "dad."

Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

What do you call a rude cow?

Beef jerky.

So my bus... goodness.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Algorithm.

Algorithm who?

Think Algorithm to the store.

Gf: "You are a drug."

Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

Bully: Ew, no I don't!

Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

Why do they call them apartments when they are together?

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?

Preagles!

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

What do squirrels and men have in common?

They always want a nut.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?

A Christian.

"Yeetus to the fetus."

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."