What is the difference between the human
I love my dog Sadie
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
why cant orphans play baseball
because they dont have a home to run to
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
I forgot the joke.
Why cant Orphans play Baseball? Because they can not find Home.
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why cant Orphans play baseball. because the cant find a way home
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish It tasted funny
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why Can't you hear the Pteradactyle go to the bathroom Because its pee is silent
