Worst Jokes Ever
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.