Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
Hi, I'm a name.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
You are the reason double doors were invented.