Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
When you still there?
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Your nan's gay.
Bye!
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.