Worst Jokes Ever

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

What screams I’m insecure?

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!

I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.

In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Me: I have a dream.

Mom: What?

Me: For you to fucking shut up.

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".

Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says "moo moo."

Teacher: Good!

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."

Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.