Worst Jokes Ever
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Your (DYM 6).
Ready? Go!
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Orphan
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
A man comes into the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot, and the nurse cleans the shot area.
The next day, the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid, the nurse said, “Don’t you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?” The man said, “Don’t you realize if you don’t shut up I’ll give you a shot of lead?” The nurse got scared and quit her job.
The nurse was relaxing, looking for a vacation to book, when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sounds like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. “In return for you giving me shots, here are yours,” said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldn’t escape, then he shot her left hand, which is the lady’s dominant hand, so she couldn’t call the cops. For the finishing move, the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper.
9 years later......
All along, this man, this psycho, escaped a mental hospital. He went on mass genocide, killing 20,000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human, more than alien, more than god himself. It was Satan reborn.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?