Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Doin (DYM 11).
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.