Worst Jokes Ever
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Hi Prince.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
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Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.