Worst Jokes Ever
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
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89 cows = 0 cows.
What is a cow?
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
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What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Hi Blake.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...