Worst Jokes Ever
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I have the best joke:
"You."
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.