Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Woman

    • A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

    The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

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    • Blowjob

    • How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

    If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

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    • Roman

    • A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

    "Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

    The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"

    Biologist

    • A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.

    The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.

    The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.

    The statistician shouts, "We got him!"

    Cd

    • A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

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    • Incest

    • The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

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    • Dinner

    • What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

    Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

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