The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road? A: To get to the airport
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
your (DYM 38)
Have you ever eaten African food?
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
Can Febuary March? No but April May.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars
