Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Yo momma so fat!

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

Blake drinks Coke.

The F in orphan stands for family.

Wait, there is no F. (F)

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

My ex died in an anchorage accident.

She always was a sleeping hooker.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.