Worst Jokes Ever
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Joke: CookVR
What do you call ball drama?
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Haha, you just saw sex!
There is one rapist among us.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
I am Cummer.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
BBNBHD.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!