Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
It's cavers.
I got one of those.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Josh is chubby.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.