Worst Jokes Ever
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.