Worst Jokes Ever
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
But (DYM 87).
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!