Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."

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    • What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

    What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

    Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

    A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.