Worst Jokes Ever
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
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So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
"Princess, let's talk!"
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."