Worst Jokes Ever
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Addison in bra.
I watch gay porn.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
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