Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
It's me, the Joje.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁