Worst Jokes Ever
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Nice cock, bitch.
69, 420, 21.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.