Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
ALYA?
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing to this day
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
I hate this website, lol.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
