Worst Jokes Ever
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
The (DYM 103).
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Frère l'été ici!
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Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.