Worst Jokes Ever
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
was (DYM 144).
What is hell to you?
Jesus!!!!!
He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.
But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!
And our Eternal Heaven!!
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
I (DYM 143).
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
She really wanted a boner.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Grass for lash.
Giggity! (DYM 142)