Worst Jokes Ever
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Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Google search = 3.141592...
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!