Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Good (DYM 92).
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Rape Humour is not FUNNY. Like if you agree.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha
Why can't orphans play baseball because the can't run home
