Worst Jokes Ever
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.