Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
TommyInnit is a joke.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
If I die, delete my search history.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Have you heard of deez nuts?
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.