I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
