Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Paper.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂