Worst Jokes Ever
I had a dad.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.