Worst Jokes Ever
Mommy kisses my butt.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.