Worst Jokes Ever
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Googoogaga.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Tis the season to be spooky.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!