Worst Jokes Ever
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.