Worst Jokes Ever
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Mommy kisses my butt.