Worst Jokes Ever
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
Yes yes yes here it is!
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Me.
The joke is me.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.