Worst Jokes Ever
what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Si, papi?
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle Joe last summer."
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"