Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
You're gay, stop reading.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Your mum gay.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?