Worst Jokes Ever

Shit.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.

Chimichanga.

What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?

The cream of the crop.

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

Googoogaga.