Worst Jokes Ever
Did Jesus die a virgin?
No... He got nailed! 😅
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
penis balls cum <3
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.