Worst Jokes Ever
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Whatās the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I donāt have a Tesla in my garage.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic Peopleās Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And thatās no joke. š
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Someone: Didnāt we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. Thatās why I donāt go there anymore.
Whatās the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
Why canāt an orphan play baseball? Because it canāt find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.