Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Hey Stacey, love!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.